Everyone (guys *cough cough*) needs to wake up now and smell the coffee. ‘Coz hello! No one wants to be asked out on a date with a cringe pickup line. This Valentine’s Day, we wanted to bring it to everyone’s attention that cheesy pickup lines are cringe pro max. They land you nowhere except in that annoying list of creeps. For real, who wants to hear anyone asking, “Excuse me! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
No, but did it hurt when your mom dropped you as a kid?
Asking someone out doesn’t need to be all romantic, with flowers and hearts and other clichéd things. But it must be drama-free and more witty/creative. There are so many ways to ask someone on a date. And sometimes, a straightforward “Do you want to get a cup of coffee?” works just fine!
Anyway, we are not going to talk about how to ask someone out on a date. Find your own game. But…we can tell you how to up your game by not using these tacky pickup lines this V-day.
And while you’re at it, check out these funny memes that are going around on Rose Day.
25 Pickup Lines That Will Probably Get You Nowhere
Here’s The List Of 19 Bad Pick-Up Lines:
1) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Love at first sight may feel like a dreamy romantic tale, but it’s important to show the person you’re asking out that you’re seeking a genuine connection. While it can mark the beginning of a beautiful love story, you don’t want them to think your feelings are based solely on their appearance.
2) Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Although it may sound quirky, the person you’re asking out might think your dating fate depends on your mother’s approval. While seeking your mother’s blessings for a relationship is admirable, asking for it during a date isn’t the right moment. Instead, try something like, “Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my future self and tell them how glad I am to have met you.”
3) Do you have any raisins? Well, then, how about a date?
A few decades ago, this line might have worked, but today, it’s just too cheesy. For starters, saying, “Do you want to go on a date?” is unnecessary—it’s obvious you want to take them out. The real question is, where should you take them on that date?
4) Are you a drug dealer? ‘Coz you’re dope!
Let me make one thing clear: no one likes being called a drug dealer, especially when being asked out. And before you try something like, “Are you a joint? Because you’re smoking!” I’d suggest sticking to compliments like “beautiful,” “smart,” or “kind.” Even if the person you’re asking out happens to be a drug dealer (in which case, it might not be a great idea to ask them out), I seriously doubt this line will impress them.
5) Are you a Pokémon? Because I choose you!
While Pokémon-related pick-up lines are often a hit, this one might not get the desired result. It suggests that the person you’re asking out has no choice in whether they want to be in a relationship with you. However, feel free to use other clever Pokémon pick-up lines!
6) Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy!
This line comes off as arrogant. It’s hypocritical to ask someone out and expect them to be wishing for you. Instead, try spinning it like this: “Now that you’re here, I’m wondering what to do with my remaining two wishes.”
7) Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy!
Words like “crazy,” “insane,” or “wild” aren’t ideal when asking someone out, as they can come across as over-the-top or even off-putting.
8) Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Don’t ask someone to kiss you—it makes you seem desperate. No dares, no begging, no predictions. Just ask them out confidently.
9) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
This line makes you sound like someone who still plays FLAMES. Instead of rearranging the alphabet, use your words creatively to ask them out.
10) If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
This line sounds forced and a bit too philosophical for a pick-up line. It might make the other person uncomfortable rather than impressed. Keep it light and genuine instead—focus on showing your interest without overdoing it.
11) Are your legs tired? Because you have been running in my mind all day.
This pickup line is so overused that people’s ears are tired of hearing it. Try coming up with something more original to stand out and make a real impression, maybe?
12) I wish we both were sine and cosine-squared because together, we could be one!
This line might only work if you’re talking to a math lover. For most people, it might come off as too cheesy or awkward. It’s better to keep things natural and real—just be yourself!
13) You know Happiness starts with “H” and mine starts with “U”.
“Ugh,” that’s what comes to mind when you hear it. So, what makes you think it will work? A little less cheese and a little more charm!
14) Hey, You might be a Great Magician, right? Because every time I look at you, I forget about Myself.
Well, there is a fine line between romance and cringe, so toe the line carefully. Instead, use something that can be a conversation starter.
15) In Biology, you are my Heart; In History, you are my Queen; In Maths, you are my Solution; And In Geography, you are my world.
Thinking about someone can be sweet and endearing, but obsessing over them is a different story. It’s definitely not a good idea to announce that obsession. Instead, suggest that while you’ve thought about them, you’re confident enough not to dwell if they’re not interested.
16) Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Instead of using cheesy pick-up lines, try having a real conversation. Ask about shared interests or what they enjoy doing in their free time—it’s a much better way to build a genuine connection.
17) Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
This line is more cringe than charming. Skip the gimmicks and focus on being real. A sincere compliment and a simple, respectful conversation will get you much further in making a genuine connection.
18) Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
No! Abort mission. Rather than attempting to sound interesting, use genuine humor and connection. Approach with a lighthearted comment or observation, and create a comfortable atmosphere for the person.
19) Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Always choose genuine compliments and initiate meaningful conversations by discovering common interests or shared experiences. Connecting authentically fosters a more meaningful connection.
20) Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
Using this as an opening line of a conversation may put a lot of pressure on the person. So, just start the conversation with a compliment, maybe? Tell them how you admire them or what’s a trait of theirs that caught your attention.
21) I put the STD in “stud”. Now all I need is U.
Yikes, this one is for the trash pile. You do not want to be using STDs anywhere near anyone you are remotely interested in. That’s just not it! You won’t be a stud but a dud if you use it.
22) Are you the Titanic? Because I want to smash you.
This pickup line should have gone down with the Titanic because there’s no way you should ever be using this. Showing your sexual interests towards a person on the first day may not be the best of ideas. Be respectful when asking someone out. Don’t be skanky!
23) “Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!”
The only person you will become after using this pickup line is “hell-no”! It would have worked in 2012, but not now. Please get some new material, something that’s not “boyfriend.”
24) “You have nice child-bearing hips.”
All a woman will get after hearing this line is traumatic flashbacks to the Animal movie. Please refrain from pointing out the physical traits of a woman when asking her out. It won’t get you laid, but it will definitely get you dropped!
25) “Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.”
For the ladies, when picking up a man, try to be a little creative. We know men don’t need much, but this is just low effort. Rather, walk up to the person you like and ask them for help or strike up a genuine conversation.
Did you react with a “Ugggghhh” or an “Ooof!” to the pick-up lines?
Yeah, we know. SAME!
We’re not saying you can’t use pickup lines (maybe), but just make sure they don’t make you sound like a creep or a weirdo. Skip the cheesy stuff and try something genuine, cute, and actually respectful. A touch of humor goes a long way.
If nothing else works, “How you doin’?”. That’s gotta work, right?
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